This is what Baby Peach sounds like:
*More chapters will be added to this post soon*
Chapter #6: Baby Bus/Where Are Da Kids?
Baby Mario: Wat should we do, Daisy?
Baby Daisy: We should go to get some foody!
Baby Luigi: Yah, I'm hungy!!
The babies crawled into a Mc. Donald's restaurant to eat. The workers were confused and were wondering why they weren't accompanied by an adult. They felt guilty, so they brought them some burgers (cut up of course).
Baby Daisy: Yummy!
Baby Mario: I wike these burgers.
Baby Luigi: Me too!
Eventually, their boss learned about the situation. The boss picked them up and sent them to the Baby Bus.
Baby Luigi: We're going on a train ride!
Baby Mario: Um, I don't think we're going to the right destination.
Baby Daisy: Just relax, it'll be fine.
Well, Baby Daisy was wrong. It was like a cross between a daycare center and a prison. The babies were not happy!
Mario Babies: WAHHHHHHH!!!!
The babies saw a familiar face that they hoped they wouldn't see ever again!
Bowser: Aw, do the babies need a diaper change?
Baby Daisy: Bowser!
Baby Luigi: This...isn't gonna be good!
...
"Where Are Da Kids?"
Meanwhile in Princess Peach's castle.
Mario: You better shut your mouth about MY BABY!
Peach: Your baby is too annoying!!!!!
Mario: You know what, I'm going to get Baby Mario and we're going to go play the Wii U...without your little brat!
Peach: You wouldn't dare.
Mario: Watch me!
Mario goes up to Baby Mario and Baby Luigi's room. Then, he checks Baby Peach's Room.
Mario: Uh.....
Mario goes back downstairs to the living room.
Mario: The babies are gone, Baby Mario isn't up in his room and I also checked your baby's room.
Peach: OH NOOO!!! DAISY AND LUIGI...IT'S AN EMERGENCY!!!!!!
Princess Peach's news interrupted Luigi and Daisy's workout, but it was an emergency so they ran into the room.
Luigi: WHAT?!
Daisy: Oh gosh, we'll have to track them down. Come on guys!
Daisy led the adults out of the castle to search for their children.
Baby Daisy: We should go to get some foody!
Baby Luigi: Yah, I'm hungy!!
The babies crawled into a Mc. Donald's restaurant to eat. The workers were confused and were wondering why they weren't accompanied by an adult. They felt guilty, so they brought them some burgers (cut up of course).
Baby Daisy: Yummy!
Baby Mario: I wike these burgers.
Baby Luigi: Me too!
Eventually, their boss learned about the situation. The boss picked them up and sent them to the Baby Bus.
Baby Luigi: We're going on a train ride!
Baby Mario: Um, I don't think we're going to the right destination.
Baby Daisy: Just relax, it'll be fine.
Well, Baby Daisy was wrong. It was like a cross between a daycare center and a prison. The babies were not happy!
Mario Babies: WAHHHHHHH!!!!
The babies saw a familiar face that they hoped they wouldn't see ever again!
Bowser: Aw, do the babies need a diaper change?
Baby Daisy: Bowser!
Baby Luigi: This...isn't gonna be good!
...
"Where Are Da Kids?"
Meanwhile in Princess Peach's castle.
Mario: You better shut your mouth about MY BABY!
Peach: Your baby is too annoying!!!!!
Mario: You know what, I'm going to get Baby Mario and we're going to go play the Wii U...without your little brat!
Peach: You wouldn't dare.
Mario: Watch me!
Mario goes up to Baby Mario and Baby Luigi's room. Then, he checks Baby Peach's Room.
Mario: Uh.....
Mario goes back downstairs to the living room.
Mario: The babies are gone, Baby Mario isn't up in his room and I also checked your baby's room.
Peach: OH NOOO!!! DAISY AND LUIGI...IT'S AN EMERGENCY!!!!!!
Princess Peach's news interrupted Luigi and Daisy's workout, but it was an emergency so they ran into the room.
Luigi: WHAT?!
Daisy: Oh gosh, we'll have to track them down. Come on guys!
Daisy led the adults out of the castle to search for their children.
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Chapter #7: A Living Nightmare/Tracking Down The Kids
Bowser: This is working out perfectly!
Baby Daisy: What do you mean?
Bowser: This is all apart of my plan! My son captured Baby Peach, but I didn't plan on catching Baby Rosalina. Anyways, tomorrow I will take you to my lair and lore your parents into it. I WILL CATCH THEM, AND THERE'LL BE NO ONE TO STOP ME! Now for torture time....
Bowser grabs all three babies' binkies and rattles. The babies broke down in despair and cried for their mommies.
Bowser: WAH HAH HAH HAH! Now let's play a game called
interrogation!
Baby Luigi: Wat dat?
Bowser: SIT DOWN IN THE CHAIR...NOW!
Baby Luigi sat down in the time out/interrogation chair. Bowser questioned him first!
Bowser: So...would you like a glass of WARM, DELICIOUS, TASTY MILK?
Baby Luigi: Sure!
Bowser: WELL YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET IT UNTIL YOU ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS!
Baby Luigi: WAHHHHH!!1
Bowser: SHUSH! Now tell me...what is the password of your dad's email and FaceBook account?
Baby Luigi: I'm not going to tell you!
Bowser: When do the guards in the castle that you live in take a break?
Baby Luigi: I'm still not gonna tell you!
Bowser: TELL ME OR THE BINKIE GETS IT!!
Baby Luigi: Okay, I'll tell you! The guards take a break at midnight. Can I go now?
Bowser: Fine!
Bowser releases Baby Luigi from the time out/interrogation chair. Baby Luigi walks away happily, because Bowser also gave him back his binky and rattle! Baby Daisy was the next baby to be interrogated, and Bowser used a different strategy.
Bowser: Guess what?
Baby Daisy: What?
Bowser: Baby Luigi told me EVERYTHING!
Baby Daisy: Oh no! So you know dat the password to get into the castle is 4279415?
Bowser: Yes.
Baby Daisy: Okey-dokie! He also told you that my Miiverse username is TheBabyDaisy123?
Bowser: Yep!
Baby Daisy: I mwight as well tell you that my mommy's phone is cheapy and you can hack it anytime. Her number is already on FaceBook, but you already know.
Bowser: Okay you can get your binky and rattle now.
Baby Daisy: Okey-dokie!
Bowser: Bye!
Baby Daisy: Happy Baby!
Bowser: That was easier than I thought, time to go on FaceBook!
Bowser turns on his PC and goes on FaceBook. He opens up an account called "Baby Daisy: Totally Not Bowser" and friends Princess Daisy. Believe it or not, she actually accepted the request! He figured out her phone number and decided to call her later. Bowser tells Baby Mario to enter the room!
Bowser: Baby Daisy didn't tell me anything, so I'm going to torture you!
Baby Mario: Noooooooo!!
Bowser: YES! Now tell me your dad's email account.
Baby Mario: Nope!
Bowser: Okay, time for the shock of your life!
Baby Mario: Okay, I'll tell you!
Baby Mario spilled the beans on a lot of Bowser's questions. Bowser let Baby Mario leave the room with his binky and rattle. Bowser's plan was going perfectly!!
............
Tracking Down The Kids
Daisy: Um, what is that over there?
Peach: It looks like a spaceship!
Mario: I think that's...
Luigi: (interrupting) What's that little yellow thing?
Luma: My mama got kidnapped by Bowser Jr with her friends.
Daisy: Dang it. They're WAY ahead of us!
Luma: I'll come with you to track down my mama!
Daisy: Okay!
All of sudden, Daisy's cell phone rings and she answers.
Daisy: Hello?
Bowser: I've got your babies!
Daisy: You little-
Bowser: (interrupting) Hold on, princesss. If you come to my castle, NO BABY GETS HURT!
Daisy: Fine, we'll be there. BYE!
Just like that, the quest went on!
Baby Daisy: What do you mean?
Bowser: This is all apart of my plan! My son captured Baby Peach, but I didn't plan on catching Baby Rosalina. Anyways, tomorrow I will take you to my lair and lore your parents into it. I WILL CATCH THEM, AND THERE'LL BE NO ONE TO STOP ME! Now for torture time....
Bowser grabs all three babies' binkies and rattles. The babies broke down in despair and cried for their mommies.
Bowser: WAH HAH HAH HAH! Now let's play a game called
interrogation!
Baby Luigi: Wat dat?
Bowser: SIT DOWN IN THE CHAIR...NOW!
Baby Luigi sat down in the time out/interrogation chair. Bowser questioned him first!
Bowser: So...would you like a glass of WARM, DELICIOUS, TASTY MILK?
Baby Luigi: Sure!
Bowser: WELL YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET IT UNTIL YOU ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS!
Baby Luigi: WAHHHHH!!1
Bowser: SHUSH! Now tell me...what is the password of your dad's email and FaceBook account?
Baby Luigi: I'm not going to tell you!
Bowser: When do the guards in the castle that you live in take a break?
Baby Luigi: I'm still not gonna tell you!
Bowser: TELL ME OR THE BINKIE GETS IT!!
Baby Luigi: Okay, I'll tell you! The guards take a break at midnight. Can I go now?
Bowser: Fine!
Bowser releases Baby Luigi from the time out/interrogation chair. Baby Luigi walks away happily, because Bowser also gave him back his binky and rattle! Baby Daisy was the next baby to be interrogated, and Bowser used a different strategy.
Bowser: Guess what?
Baby Daisy: What?
Bowser: Baby Luigi told me EVERYTHING!
Baby Daisy: Oh no! So you know dat the password to get into the castle is 4279415?
Bowser: Yes.
Baby Daisy: Okey-dokie! He also told you that my Miiverse username is TheBabyDaisy123?
Bowser: Yep!
Baby Daisy: I mwight as well tell you that my mommy's phone is cheapy and you can hack it anytime. Her number is already on FaceBook, but you already know.
Bowser: Okay you can get your binky and rattle now.
Baby Daisy: Okey-dokie!
Bowser: Bye!
Baby Daisy: Happy Baby!
Bowser: That was easier than I thought, time to go on FaceBook!
Bowser turns on his PC and goes on FaceBook. He opens up an account called "Baby Daisy: Totally Not Bowser" and friends Princess Daisy. Believe it or not, she actually accepted the request! He figured out her phone number and decided to call her later. Bowser tells Baby Mario to enter the room!
Bowser: Baby Daisy didn't tell me anything, so I'm going to torture you!
Baby Mario: Noooooooo!!
Bowser: YES! Now tell me your dad's email account.
Baby Mario: Nope!
Bowser: Okay, time for the shock of your life!
Baby Mario: Okay, I'll tell you!
Baby Mario spilled the beans on a lot of Bowser's questions. Bowser let Baby Mario leave the room with his binky and rattle. Bowser's plan was going perfectly!!
............
Tracking Down The Kids
Daisy: Um, what is that over there?
Peach: It looks like a spaceship!
Mario: I think that's...
Luigi: (interrupting) What's that little yellow thing?
Luma: My mama got kidnapped by Bowser Jr with her friends.
Daisy: Dang it. They're WAY ahead of us!
Luma: I'll come with you to track down my mama!
Daisy: Okay!
All of sudden, Daisy's cell phone rings and she answers.
Daisy: Hello?
Bowser: I've got your babies!
Daisy: You little-
Bowser: (interrupting) Hold on, princesss. If you come to my castle, NO BABY GETS HURT!
Daisy: Fine, we'll be there. BYE!
Just like that, the quest went on!
Princess Daisy is leading the quest:
Chapter #8: Inside Bowser Jr's Castle/Baby Battle
As all the babies entered the castle, Baby Peach was weeping.
Baby Peach: I want my mommy!
Baby Rosalina: It okay, Peachy.
Baby Peach: Shush up!
Baby Rosalina: WAHHHHHH!!!!
Bowser Jr: Why all the crying, princesses?
Baby Rosalina: (still crying) WUMAS SAVE....
Bowser Jr: Cut it out cosmic baby!
Baby Rosalina: WUMASSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bowser Jr: We'll take these toys off your hands.
Bowser Jr grabs both babies' pacifiers and rattles.
Baby Peach: Can I at weast watch some TV?
Bowser Jr: Yesssss.
Bowser Jr flips on the TV and puts in The Secret Weapon DVD! He uses it to hypnotize the two princesses.
Baby Peach: Bowser Jr is awesome.
Baby Rosalina: He is really awesome.
Bowser Jr: Come in my room and play with me!
Baby Peach: Yes, master.
Baby Rosalina: We would be happy to do that.
Bowser Jr and the two hypnotized princesses played for a long time. Until Bowser Jr got word from his father that intruders were invading the castle!
Bowser Jr: Baby Peach go guard the door and Baby Rosie...you will be my bodyguard!
Baby Rosalina: I am so glad to do this for you.
Baby Peach: Me too.
..............................
Baby Battle
All of a sudden, Princess Daisy busted through the door.
Daisy: Shoot, only a few babies are in here.
Bowser Jr: Attack your parents and the Mario Bros!
Baby Peach: Yes, sir!
Baby Rosalina: Yes, sir master sir!
Baby Peach and Baby Rosalina threw a flurry of kicks. They managed to knock out Princess Peach!
Peach: Uhhhhhh.........
Baby Peach: Bowser Jr rules!
Mario: Mama-mia!!
Baby Rosalina: Prepare to be knocked out you plumbers.
Luigi: Oh yes, like I'm so scared....
Baby Rosalina uses her wand make Luigi sleepy.
Luigi: Of a baby...
Mario: It's a Mario time.
Daisy: Hi, I'm Daisy!
Baby Peach: Bowser Jr is the prince of...
Princess Daisy picked up Baby Peach and Mario picks up Baby Rosalina. Mario steals her wand and uses it to wake up Princess Peach and Luigi.
Baby Peach: Hey, put me down.
Bowser Jr: Hey, don't leave.
Daisy: Let's get out of here!
The Mario gang runs out of the castle.
Luigi: Phew, we escaped!
Baby Peach: Bowser Jr is awesome!!
Baby Rosalina: Bow down to him.
Peach: How come my wittle girl knocked me out?
Luigi: I think they're hypnotized.
Peach: How do we undo it?
Daisy: Um, show them some familiar surroundings?
Mario: That'll work.
Baby Peach: Work for Bowser Jr.
The Mario gang take a walk until they pass by the Baby Beauty Salon. Princess Peach holds Baby Peach.
Peach: Look, at the salon.
Baby Peach: Bowser Jr is the best guu...Baaaby Peach! Let's go get a makeover.
Peach: Sorry, you can't.
Baby Peach: WAHHHHHHHHH!
Surprisingly, Princess Peach didn't bribe her daughter. She actually scolded her!
Peach: Listen, YOU CALM DOWN!
Baby Peach: Fine, what's with cosmic crazy girl?
Baby Rosalina: Bowser Jr is really awesome!
They kept walking down the street, until they found a copy of Super Mario Galaxy!
Baby Rosalina: Bowser Jr should be the...BABBBBYY ROSIE. Huh, what's up?
Daisy: You're back to normal!
Baby Rosalina: Thank you, you're very pretty.
Daisy: Aw, thanks.
Baby Peach: Kiss up!
Now the Mario gang walked back to Princess Peach's castle to drop off the babies.
Baby Peach: I want my mommy!
Baby Rosalina: It okay, Peachy.
Baby Peach: Shush up!
Baby Rosalina: WAHHHHHH!!!!
Bowser Jr: Why all the crying, princesses?
Baby Rosalina: (still crying) WUMAS SAVE....
Bowser Jr: Cut it out cosmic baby!
Baby Rosalina: WUMASSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bowser Jr: We'll take these toys off your hands.
Bowser Jr grabs both babies' pacifiers and rattles.
Baby Peach: Can I at weast watch some TV?
Bowser Jr: Yesssss.
Bowser Jr flips on the TV and puts in The Secret Weapon DVD! He uses it to hypnotize the two princesses.
Baby Peach: Bowser Jr is awesome.
Baby Rosalina: He is really awesome.
Bowser Jr: Come in my room and play with me!
Baby Peach: Yes, master.
Baby Rosalina: We would be happy to do that.
Bowser Jr and the two hypnotized princesses played for a long time. Until Bowser Jr got word from his father that intruders were invading the castle!
Bowser Jr: Baby Peach go guard the door and Baby Rosie...you will be my bodyguard!
Baby Rosalina: I am so glad to do this for you.
Baby Peach: Me too.
..............................
Baby Battle
All of a sudden, Princess Daisy busted through the door.
Daisy: Shoot, only a few babies are in here.
Bowser Jr: Attack your parents and the Mario Bros!
Baby Peach: Yes, sir!
Baby Rosalina: Yes, sir master sir!
Baby Peach and Baby Rosalina threw a flurry of kicks. They managed to knock out Princess Peach!
Peach: Uhhhhhh.........
Baby Peach: Bowser Jr rules!
Mario: Mama-mia!!
Baby Rosalina: Prepare to be knocked out you plumbers.
Luigi: Oh yes, like I'm so scared....
Baby Rosalina uses her wand make Luigi sleepy.
Luigi: Of a baby...
Mario: It's a Mario time.
Daisy: Hi, I'm Daisy!
Baby Peach: Bowser Jr is the prince of...
Princess Daisy picked up Baby Peach and Mario picks up Baby Rosalina. Mario steals her wand and uses it to wake up Princess Peach and Luigi.
Baby Peach: Hey, put me down.
Bowser Jr: Hey, don't leave.
Daisy: Let's get out of here!
The Mario gang runs out of the castle.
Luigi: Phew, we escaped!
Baby Peach: Bowser Jr is awesome!!
Baby Rosalina: Bow down to him.
Peach: How come my wittle girl knocked me out?
Luigi: I think they're hypnotized.
Peach: How do we undo it?
Daisy: Um, show them some familiar surroundings?
Mario: That'll work.
Baby Peach: Work for Bowser Jr.
The Mario gang take a walk until they pass by the Baby Beauty Salon. Princess Peach holds Baby Peach.
Peach: Look, at the salon.
Baby Peach: Bowser Jr is the best guu...Baaaby Peach! Let's go get a makeover.
Peach: Sorry, you can't.
Baby Peach: WAHHHHHHHHH!
Surprisingly, Princess Peach didn't bribe her daughter. She actually scolded her!
Peach: Listen, YOU CALM DOWN!
Baby Peach: Fine, what's with cosmic crazy girl?
Baby Rosalina: Bowser Jr is really awesome!
They kept walking down the street, until they found a copy of Super Mario Galaxy!
Baby Rosalina: Bowser Jr should be the...BABBBBYY ROSIE. Huh, what's up?
Daisy: You're back to normal!
Baby Rosalina: Thank you, you're very pretty.
Daisy: Aw, thanks.
Baby Peach: Kiss up!
Now the Mario gang walked back to Princess Peach's castle to drop off the babies.